OGRE: CORPORATE OVERLORD EDITION

Prepare yourselves, peasants! The belligerent ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a sharp suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has embraced the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fae Corp, magically crushing dreams. His fearful sidekick Donkey has become his head of acquisitions, and Puss in Boots? He

Man, this job really drains. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is drink some juice and stare at the internet for days. But first, gotta share a few Shrek memes to defeat the struggle. Work is a real rollercoaster, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunger, about climbi